Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "A...

I went to visit a Psychic .... I knocked on her front door and she yelled "Who is it"? So I left.

The lawyer was cross-examining a witness. "Isn't it true," he began, "that you were given $5000.00 to throw this case?" The witnes...

I didn't realize how bad of a driver I was until my Maps App said, "In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out."

I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes...

Why did the bank manager quit his job? Because he lost interest.

My dad told me his password is: Mickey Minnie Goofy Donald Pluto Huey Louie Dewey Dublin. Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters...

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know, it has never happened.

Boyfriends are like blue jeans. They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.